We're Going Drivin'

I really should have my driver's liscense by now. Sometimes I like to think that I'm doing a favour to the general population by not driving. S0, here are 5 reasons why I don't drive:

1. I get bored and startled really easily.
2. I have no problem with running down pedestrians that piss me off.
3. Remember that scene in Annie Hall where Christopher Walken's character talks about how sometimes he secretly wants to run over the guardrail and crash while he's driving and killing himself...Yeah.
4. I get annoyed and impatient pretty damn easily, which would cause frequent road rage.
5. Cars make me sleepy. I'm a wretched insomniac except when I'm riding in a car.

I'm buying a scooter and bumming rides.


Now I'd like to talk about something completely different and food-related.
Orange Juice.
I can't stand concentrated orange juice, I can taste that it is fake just like how I can tell the difference between regular and diet sodas. They are totally different. This has been going on for years and I cannot for the life of me understand how people don't notice things like that. Concentrated orange juice tastes bitter-ish and diet soda has a gross aftertaste. I don't care what new innovations come out, they all will never taste like the real thing.
I also cannot stand anything flavoured like cherry with the exception of Lucene's cough drops, Kool-Aid, and realy cherries. Cherry candy is....Not cherry. Who decided that it tasted like cherries?!

I am an unlikable, disturbing, and creepy person...And a target. I'm not bragging about it, but I'm stating a general fact that seems to a constant theme whenever I step into school.
Why bother? Its not even worse taking them all down to Hell with me anymore. There is no justice, no peace. It is humanity at its most insincere and pointless.