An Open Letter to my Ex (who probably doesn't read this anyway)

Dear________,

I have some good news for you. [I wrote this on a napkin at work and it has a grape soda stain on it]

I believe I have fallen out of love with you. I have come to my senses and realized no good could ever come out of a romantic relationship between the two of us, and that I deserve better [as do you, someone who isn't completely whacked out]. You have shown me this [because you're a poseur with a cold heart].

I hope I have not offended you with my bluntness...Or maybe I do mean to. But with your cold attitude over the past weeks makes it impossible to gauge a reaction anyway. I am not sure if this is how you treat all your friends or just me....I'm pretty sure it's just me [no shit, right?]. Mind you, you were the one who wanted to still be friends and I've being nothing but friendly.

Don't get me wrong, I still care about you [because I happen to be a nice person]. I am just sick of all the bullshit when that comes from putting in more than I will ever get. I wish you the best of luck and hope for future conversations between us [even though you are most likely high anyway and these days only talk about that subject].


I may be a bit bitter, but at least I am no longer delusional. I know when I'm being fucked around with and been mistreated in the past.
As the band Heatmiser once said: "What a monster this kissing disease".